April 2012
2 posts
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30 Minutes or Less
Chet: *singing* Painting the guns, painting the guns for the bank robbery. 'cause we're goin' with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face...
Apr 11th
2 tags
Bad Teacher
Amy: We left the maps at home.
Russell: WHAT? No way!
Scott: It was fine. I have a GPS navi system.
Russell: Oh, thank God.
Apr 11th
3 notes
March 2012
10 posts
2 tags
According to Greta
Julie: You should appreciate what you've got good.
Mar 29th
4 notes
2 tags
According to Greta
Julie: How's anybody gonna get close enough to give you what you need?
Mar 29th
4 notes
3 tags
Deuces Wild
Marco: What the fuck's a Scooch?
Mar 29th
2 notes
2 tags
Suicide Kings
Charlie: Life don't make sense. It's not fair. It doesn't follow logic or obey orders.
Mar 29th
2 tags
Suicide Kings
Homeless man: You got a Benz, I got a busket, gimme a dollar!
Mar 29th
2 notes
4 tags
Up!
Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
Mar 29th
2 tags
Elf
Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Mar 29th
2 tags
Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging
Robbie: Hold my hand, you muppet!
Mar 29th
5 notes
2 tags
Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging
Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
Georgia: Really?
Robbie: It's called "Bitch in a Uniform".
Mar 29th
45 notes
2 tags
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Brenda: I know Tae Kwon Do!
Madea: And I know Whoop Yo Oss!
Mar 29th
7 notes