Best Movie Quotes

30 Minutes or Less

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:48:26 -0400

Chet: *singing* Painting the guns, painting the guns for the bank robbery. 'cause we're goin' with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face...

Bad Teacher

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:40:30 -0400

Amy: We left the maps at home.
Russell: WHAT? No way!
Scott: It was fine. I have a GPS navi system.
Russell: Oh, thank God.

According to Greta

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:33:01 -0400

Julie: You should appreciate what you've got good.

According to Greta

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:32:37 -0400

Julie: How's anybody gonna get close enough to give you what you need?

Deuces Wild

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:32:00 -0400

Marco: What the fuck's a Scooch?

Suicide Kings

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:31:21 -0400

Charlie: Life don't make sense. It's not fair. It doesn't follow logic or obey orders.

Suicide Kings

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:28:31 -0400

Homeless man: You got a Benz, I got a busket, gimme a dollar!

Up!

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:27:00 -0400

Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

Elf

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:26:34 -0400

Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:25:52 -0400

Robbie: Hold my hand, you muppet!

Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:25:20 -0400

Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
Georgia: Really?
Robbie: It's called "Bitch in a Uniform".

Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:23:25 -0400

Brenda: I know Tae Kwon Do!
Madea: And I know Whoop Yo Oss!